This is a pre-recorded episode of Blogography from Thursday, May 31.
I've just written five entries (plus a guest-blogger entry!) to post while I am distracted from blogging for a bit, which means I've got two to go until I (hopefully) return to "live" daily blogging again next this Thursday. The problem is that I have nothing left to write about. Well, I probably do, but I've been future-blogging for almost two hours now and feel empty. Things become even more complicated when you consider how the world of next Tuesday might have changed since I wrote this entry (and how disappointing would it be if the planet explodes before this is even posted?).
So I decided to make a list of nine cool things that could happen in the next five days before this entry posts. Why nine? Because it fits so nicely in a three-by-three grid...
Wow... can I just interject here to say that Kristen Bell and I would make a cute couple? She should totally date me!
Anyway, now that I am done playing Nostradaveus, I suppose I should get to work on my (hopefully) final prerecorded entry. Heaven only knows what I will come up with to write... maybe I should just draw a DaveToon and be done with it? Though I just finished drawing four of them for Kapgar, so I don't know if I really feel like doing another one tonight.
If only I could find those naked pictures, my problem would be solved...
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So, in the future, the CW crumbles and reverts to the WB?
Dave – up here in Vancouver, BC we have Coke w/Lime! I was just in our local Safeway a few minutes ago and saw it and thought of you! 🙂
Here’s wishing all your predictions come true. Hang in there, Dave.
Hey, wait a second– what about “7th Heaven”?!
[I’m still laughing about the ‘choking the chicken’ picture. There’s just something about the look on the chicken’s face…]
Dahling…you know that all you have to do is post a picture of your face, no words. and all the people will still find it fascinating….which fascinates me, quite frankly ;).
I’m still sending good thoughts your way and all that jazz.
Gah! You’re confusing me. You wrote a live post about how you aren’t writing live posts but are instead pre-writing posts until you post live again in 2 days?
Do I have that right? I’m just not that deep.
Now Jeff has got me all confused. I hope the Liz Hurley network is up and running when you get back on Thursday. I hope, too, that I’ll be invited to your wedding once she wises up and ditches her current husband.
This is a pre-recorded comment on Dave’s pre-recorded episode of Blogography from Thursday, May 31. The episode, not the comment. The comment was actually pre-recorded Saturday, June 2nd, and suggests that Dave should write something about what might happen before he gets back on Thursday, June 7th. He should write about it before Thursday, June 7th, however, and maybe even Thursday, May 31st… otherwise it won’t be pre-recorded on Tuesday June 5th.
Will the flying cars be delivered in time for the weekend?
Just think if you had though of Elizabeth Hurley 4th (not that that would ever happen but go with it) you hould be in a Hurley/Bell sandwich while drinking Coke with Lime – dream come true?
Who would be steve’s VP!?
Rick – Thanks. Now I have a headache.
I’m all for the Elizabeth Hurley channel… or even a website called LizTube which has all her appearances from the movies, tv, and commercials archived there for our viewing pleasure.
I’m also all about flying cars… or more particularly… the hoverboard for B2FII. I remember when that movie came out, someone joked they would be in the stores by Christmas… and I thought they were serious.
Needless to say… I was a tad bit upset.
It took me this long to understand out what’s going on with the whole pre-recorded entry business… boy am I slow!
Too bad. I would have provided for you in my will but instead of having 1 billion $$$ I only have $999 million. Darn.
There’s something just so adorable about Li’l Dave Leopard… I really want to give him a cuddle!
I have to agree with Serap. You should sell a Lil’ Dave leopard toy in your store!
Coke with lime is gone? I was just at the grocery store today and bought some…need me to stock up and send you some? Although I’m not too sure how well that would travel, or how much that would end up costing.
I love the idea ! (always) 🙂
I don’t know if this will come across as good (encouragement) or bad (ha-ha-in-your-face), but Coke w/Lime is still alive and well in Austin.
I’m also thinking you should put up a poll (no, not a POLE, you perv!) for those 9 things and people can choose their top 3 or 4, and then you get a good idea of which ones resonate. I’m not saying you need to care what others thing; I just think it’d be cool.
Just curious–if someone really left you a billion dollars, would it really matter if they were a Blogography fan or not?
I’m right there with you on the coke with lime. I would also lobby for pepsi with lime. Tropical pepsi is a big mistake though. Boo!
We can only hope that the CW crumbles and returns to the WB and that somewhere, someone has the intelligence to fire Dawn Ostroff and lock her in a tiny cage filled with angry crabs.