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Posted on Friday, April 6th, 2007

Dave!As I was walking to my car this morning, I very nearly stepped in a pile of dog shit. The close call was made even more strange when I got to my car and saw that a dog was across the parking lot staring at me. I can only guess that he was the perpetrator, and was undoubtedly disappointed that I hadn't stepped into his trap. If he had a video camera, I'd say it's like an episode of "Doggy Punk'd" or something. More likely that he was just bored, and this is what he does for laughs.

Except now he knows what car I drive, so I can only imagine where he will choose to take a crap next. If I find a steaming pile on the hood of my car tomorrow, I'm going to hunt down that dog and shove it back up his ass. Who will be laughing then?

Dave Doggy Punk'd

And speaking of putting shit back in the dog...

I just saw the single worst movie ever: National Lampoon's Gold Diggers, and am trying to figure out why in the hell National Lampoon would put their name on such a bad, BAD film. The terrible story and acting would have been forgivable... except IT WASN'T FUNNY!! And isn't that what National Lampoon is all about? Rotten Tomatoes has listed an aggregated review score of 0%, AND lists it as #7 on the "100 Worst-Reviewed Films of All Time," so why in the heck would they ever release it on DVD? Far better to lock this piece of shit in a vault and drop it to the bottom of the ocean than to tarnish the National Lampoon name! They may not be as respected now as in their Animal House days, but there's no reason to flush their reputation down the toilet entirely...


You know a film is bad when it features ultra-hot Nikki Ziering topless, and I still can't find anything good to say about it.

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  1. RW says:

    National Lampoon hasn’t been good since the early-70’s when the radio hour had the mad comic…

    “A man and a woman walked into a nightclub to see the evening show. They got a table in front of the stage and sat down while a young comedian came out and began to go into his act. He said a man and a woman walked into a nightclub to see the evening show. They got a table in front of the stage and sat down while a young comedian came out and began to go into his act. He said a man and a woman walked into a nightclub to see the evening show. They got a table in front of the stage and sat down while a young comedian came out and began to go into his act. He said…”

    Yeah that wasn’t all that funny either was it?

    Do you have one of those head-scratching smilies?

  2. Dave2 says:

    No… but I could probably come up with a WTF? smiley. 😀

  3. Eileen Dover says:


    Lil Dave looks like he’s carrying a chocolate-iced donut.

  4. Avitable says:

    National Lampoon has been putting out crap for a while, but that one looks worse than most of the others.

  5. Bec says:

    That dog is going to follow you everywhere -it’s gonna get scary…

  6. tori says:

    Is Will Friedel in it? I love him and might watch it even knowing it is bad if it’s him.

  7. Karl says:

    Ah, the glory days when National Lampoon actually made you laugh. When was that again?

  8. Hilly says:

    That dog mocks you….right now, he and his pals are plotting their next sneak-attack ;).

  9. bogup says:

    National Lampoon was never better than when Doug Kenney and PJ O’Rourke were writing their stuff. I have in front of me their classic 1964 High School Yearbook parody. It is to laugh!

  10. Laurence says:

    For “National Lampoon”, the bill (poster) should have been an obviousness to inform you that it was not a good film !!! 😉

  11. suze says:

    I don’t know – I think the movie the boyfriend made me watch this afternoon would rival yours for worst movie ever: Lary the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. Oh my god it was utter and total crap.

  12. sizzle says:

    please take a picture when you shove shit back into a dog’s ass.

    worth a thousand words.

  13. Hilly says:

    Comment Ninja is the bestest!

  14. Kapha says:

    I gots to know… why did you watch that movie in the first place? 🙂

    P.S. That is one of the funniest Dave Toons evah – even funnier if you imagine it is some kind of International Sign and where/why it would be posted! 😀

  15. Tracy Lynn says:

    Dude, that’s a shame, because I love me some Will Friedle.

  16. Diesel says:

    Wow, it’s got Louise Lasser in it. She was the chick in Woody Allen’s Bananas, back in like 1975. I bet she’s HOT now.

  17. Greg says:

    I don’t even think the “Vacation” movies were worth watching. National Lampoon’s track record is like 2-50, and those 2 technically belong to Nikki Ziering.

  18. The Chad says:

    Never ever heard of that movie. Good thing to know to avoid it.

    As for the poo, I’d recommend getting an automatic poo launcher and giving it back to the owners.

  19. kapgar says:

    More to the point, why in the heck would you bother watching such a poorly rated film?

  20. Troy says:

    Dude. Stay away from the National Lampoon movies. The last good one was National Lampoon Holiday Vacation 🙂

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