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Bullet Sunday 12

Posted on Sunday, January 7th, 2007

Dave!Ack! It's Bullet Sunday, but I'm running low on ammo!

• Thank you... Many, many thanks to absolutely everybody who has voted for Cupid to be released on DVD! According to my stats, 624 of you have clicked-through to vote, and I couldn't be more grateful. The show is now up to #2, and will hopefully end up ranking high enough to get Sony Pictures to notice. Yet, as grateful as I am that Sony is thinking about releasing Cupid, I am kind of pissed at the way they have structured the voting. First of all, you MUST vote for three shows, even if you don't like any of the other shows. Second of all, you can't give all your votes to the one show you want. This inflates the votes of shows that nobody cares about, and Sony should really find a way to make the voting reflect what people are actually wanting to buy.

Windy Monkey

• Windy... The Wenatchee Valley has been hit with pretty horrendous wind storms for the past few days. This has resulted in numerous trees and power poles being blown over... wrecking houses and cutting power lines. Today while I was working, there were a half-dozen power brown-outs that kept killing my computer and taking my work with it. Wind sucks ass.

• Nintendon't... Speaking of suckage, there's still no Wii game consoles to be found anywhere. It's been weeks since Nintendo dumped a load of Wii for the holidays, and you'd think that they would have caught up to the demand by now. Yet the only place you can buy them is on eBay for 2 to 3 times the retail price. Kind of makes you wonder why Nintendo doesn't just jack the price up themselves if they know that the supply is going to be restricted. In any event, it's kind of funny that when you go to Nintendo's website that they're hitting you over the head with something you can't even buy. That's not very nice at all.

• Whore... Today I decided to add yet another volume to my series of Dumbass Books...

Whores for Dumbasses

Because nothing is sadder than seeing a nasty whore sliding around a parking lot with holes in the ass of her stretch-pants. At least, I was assuming she was a whore, since I don't know many women who would explode in a flurry of obscenities after her child slipped, fell down, and got their new coat dirty. Never mind that the poor kid looked like he hurt himself and was already upset... screaming curse words at him while he's crying and struggling to get up makes makes me think you're nothing more than a big whore. You're certainly not much of a mother. And if you expect to make any money being a whore, you should at least try to be a little more classy. Like maybe wearing stretch pants that don't have holes in the ass and watching your filthy white-trash mouth in front of your kids. This book will explain it all using small words and pictures so even a stupid bitch like you can understand it.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.


Yeah, that's all I got. But next week is MacWorld, so I'm sure things will pick up...

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  1. diane says:

    I don’t know when this world will ever require a license to have a child, but I hope it’s before I have any of my own.
    I had to babysit again at the laundromat today because some mother was not paying attention to her daughter, and the little girl was climbing in and around the washers. Last time this happened, I swore I was going to demand $5.00 from the parent for my babysitting services. And I totally forgot I said that until just now. Dammit. Next time…I swear it…

  2. Mia says:

    How To Be A Classy Whore For Dumbasses…I smell bestseller…at least here in the NW. I’ll buy my own copy, for reference, of course.

  3. James says:

    Lil Dave really does look pissed off about the wind. Good drawing.

  4. mrjerz says:

    Sorry to hear you can’t find a Wii. I used to hate people that had them. I told Kapgar that at least twice via email when he was all bragging about it. Then I got one. Now I like people with Wiis. I just wish more of them would wii-mail me. I’m bored. I think I’ll start a bowling league.

  5. nick sizzle says:

    So excited!
    Sorry to hear about your Wii Woes.
    Me and the wife got one from her mom of all places. We plugged it in and the internet connectivity didn’t work. So we had to send in for a new one. But it came back a couple of days ago and now we love it.

  6. Oddly enough, my sister and I have recently taken to calling our friend’s now ex-girlfriend a “Klassy Whore”. The K adds just that extra bit of trash that’s missing.

  7. Alexis says:

    Many commiserations on the wind – we’ve got it on this side of the mountains, too. Although it’s not nearly as bad as that hellishness that hit the I-5 corridor before xmas. Still, I’ll be sleeping with the flashlight tonight.

    And many more commiserations on the Wii – I’m in the same very frustrating boat! I called around the stores here and they said it should be in stock in February. February! Criminey! At least I have my Lego Star Wars to ease the pain….

  8. Michelle says:

    I’m a firm believer that procreation is a priviledge, not a right. As should be driving, voting, drinking, etc. There could be a panel, led by me, that folk should have to apply to when they wish to consider parenthood.

    * already have more than 1 child? denied.
    * stupid? denied.
    * ugly? denied.
    * wish to have children with a relative? denied.
    * republican? denied.

    These are just a few of my criteria so far. I’m still working on the rest.

    S’more “bullets” for yer Sunday, Dave. :o)

  9. The Chad says:

    I swear, if they don’t come out with the freakin’ iphone or whatever they wann call it, I’m gonna flip out. I’m tired of waiting for this damn thing! of course, I wont be able to get it since I have Nextel and they only use their own phones.

  10. Anthony says:

    Sorry to hear about your Wii-lessness. They were pretty hard to pickup here in Ireland around launch but there seem to be a few more now. Nintendo needs to get on top of things though cos the Wiis are much easier to manufacture than other consoles.

  11. Chris Gledhill says:

    Dave, spotted a story on Engadget that could make your Tivo owning life easier, there’s now official TIVO Mac software.

    Go and have a look! 🙂

  12. Kyra says:

    *sigh* Not all parents suck you know (to the commenters). Some of us ugly stupid people with more than one child do love and take care to watch over our children correctly.

    …even if I don’t realize my trashy neon pink spandex stretch pants have holes in the ass. (Crap, does this mean I have to buy new ones? Or can I just stick on a totally mismatched, wrong material – like denim – patch? Oh, I have a question, though – if I do that, does that mean my aqua tube-top won’t match anymore? And the purple stilletos?)

    However, for the ones that do suck, they ought to be beaten with a broken, restricted wii controller until their brains turn on.

  13. Avitable says:

    I decided to spend $350 on my Wii on eBay. I think getting it tomorrow is worth the $100 premium.

  14. Bre says:

    According to my gaming-nerd brother, Nintendo probably won’t catch up on production until March. Of course, he says it quite smugly as he’s one of the few, the proud, the Wii owners!

  15. ms. sizzle says:

    all the good whores know that if you are going to wear the stretch pants with holes, the hole should be placed where it will get maximum use.


    you seem to have a hig volume of assholes where you live. it was windy here too but i rather enjoy a good windstorm.

  16. Laurence says:

    Thank you… De rien (you’re welcome)

    Wind… I hate the horrendous wind. But I love the hair of Lil’Dave. 🙂

    Nitendon’t… The Wii is pronounced in French like “yes” (oui)… But at the moment, we said NOOOOOOO. Sucks !!!

    Wore… I think the same. But I am a great, great dreamer !!! This kind of people exists everywhere !!! 🙁

    About MacWorld 2007… I want a iPhone… We will see !!!

  17. Karl says:

    For the record, I voted for Cupid, though I’ve never seen it. You’ve got me excited about it.

  18. sandra says:

    Cupid is winning right now!

  19. I don’t know what’s worse. That she was wearing stretch pants, or that they had holes in them.

  20. Erin says:

    Kapgar’s also pimping the possible Cupid release on your behalf, so I followed his link and voted and Cupid’s in first place right now. Suck it Bette! As I told him, I have the series on DVD already, and if you want, poor quality copies could be yours for a low low price. The discs I have aren’t perfect to begin with and you know what Multiplicity had to say about a copy of a copy…

  21. Hilly says:

    Uh, if you are a Wii bit frustrated (ba-dump-bump) then don’t read my blog about the Wii.

    It’s windy here in SoCal too….geez.

  22. Jeff says:

    We’ve got a Wii, but I’m still trying to find an additional numchuck. I want to play my kid in boxing. It’s the only way I can beat the snot of him when he deserves it.

  23. Sarah says:

    One of these years I will go to Macworld. And I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO, but nooooooo this year I have to be in suck ass Michigan.

    It’s national delurking week, so I’m de-lurking for the day…week…whatever.

    Love your blog, don’t comment often enough. lol

  24. claire says:

    I haven’t seen Cupid, but our views on tv greatness are so often a dead-on match that I went over to vote. Cupid’s pulling ahead of the pack!

  25. Francisca says:

    Macworld…. yeahhhhh!!!!

    The only thing that excites me more than macworld is buy a new mac after macworld…..

    (Also, I too voted for Cupid)

  26. Michelle says:

    I’ve been voting every day for Cupid. It is now at 1st place with 24.85% of the votes (Bette is down to 16.9%). Good job, Dave.

  27. Janet says:

    The observance of the whore mother was unfortunate, but reminds me of a similar experience, except that the white-trash mother began hitting her child.

    So I called the police and watched with satisfaction as an officer pulled up and rescued the black and blue toddler.

    Really, why isn’t there a test for parenthood?

  28. Eve says:

    Definitely looking forward to hearing about the happenings at MacWorld. I typically read the Webcasting so that I can get the info as it happens. As I told Kevin, I waiting for Apple to take over the world so that I can become a lady of leisure (no Dumbass book required).

  29. adena says:

    The wind here is freaking me out, because my place is in a really old (established) neighborhood, and my house is surrounded by VERY giant fir and oak trees, and every time we get a giant wind storm, I can envision them crashing down and squishing me while I’m sleeping.

    Not pleasant thoughts.

    Oh, and I voted for “Cupid” like 5 different times….apparently you can if you close out the browser and restart it.

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