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Posted on Thursday, November 30th, 2006

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  1. frncesdanger says:

    But…but…Scrubs came back tonight. That should count for something, right?

    Whatever it is, I hope it gets better tomorrow.

  2. kilax says:

    Uh Oh, home this shit turns gold, or at least that it gets better soon.

  3. Around the dorm we’ve come up with a new ‘Net abbreviation, “SOFID”. Crazy people getting married who shouldn’t breed? SOFID.
    “Team meeting” to encourage unity, where unity = non-criticism and group thought? SOFID. Neighbors being crazy noisy at odd hours of the day? SOFID. Somehow caught at a Pat Robertson Rally? SOFID.

    SOFID. Because sometimes you’re so disgruntled that all you can do is “Sh*t on the Floor in Distaste.”

  4. diane says:

    I’m with Frances–whatever it is, I hope it gets better soon. :( I’ve seen grumpy Dave posts, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that was simply a pile of poo.
    Also, I think I need to start using “Well, shit on the floor!” on a regular basis.

  5. jenny says:

    Uh oh. Looks like Bad Monkey has a touch of the stomach flu…

  6. Rosalie says:

    Yikes. This had to be one hella bad day if it leaves you with nothing to say but poop. On the bright side, at least it’s not bloody poop, because that means a trip to the gastroenterologist and nobody wants to go there. Hope things get better soon!

  7. Mooselet says:

    Been there, done that. Best clean that up before it attracts flies.

  8. adena says:

    I’m sorry….

    If I could order Liz Hurley for you on ebay, I would!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Man, I can actually smell that!

    :: Goes searching for a scoop and a 4-pack of Guinness ::

  10. Laurence says:

    Oooh… I give you my remedy for “journée de merde” :
    To be philosophical about it + a lot of CHOCOLATE !!!

    If it doesn’t work, you have to remember all people around the world who think of you !!!

    If love doesn’t work, you have the licence to kill everybody who annoyed you !!!

  11. serap says:

    Urgh… that really smells. Lil Dave needs to get his poop-a-scoop out.

  12. undisciplined says:

    What, no flies? Must be fresh!

    Sorry ’bout that…;)

  13. ~jtm says:

    That was completely unexpected. Hope things get better!

  14. Kyra says:

    Mine was too. *sigh* Weekend should be better though, right?

  15. Jill says:

    A normal day for me… Welcome to my world!
    At least I have good company :)

  16. Rob says:

    Gee dave, did you have a bad day?

  17. Jeff says:

    I gotta learn to simplify. 17+ comments on a steamy pile of crap. Sweet.

  18. Hilly says:

    pass some over here, please?

  19. serpensias says:

    (New reader, but enjoying reading your opinions.) I hope your day gets better, Dave! In any case, the weekend’s coming, so good luck with that.

  20. Rick says:

    Hm-m-m. I have a sudden craving for ice cream.

  21. *lynne* says:

    awwwww :-( well at least this shows you ain’t constipated, eh? ;-)

  22. sultana says:

    I suppose it could be worse–you could’ve stepped in it…

    I hope things start looking up for you, Dave.

  23. diane says:

    Hey, this reminds me that Philosophy really needs to come out with a Butterscotch Sundae bath & shower gel! :-)

  24. Naomi says:

    Genious in it’s simplicity.

  25. Mad William says:

    That is one of the best posts ever!

  26. kazza says:

    That bad huh?
    *comforthugs*

  27. Peggy Archer says:

    Well, that sucks. Sorry to hear about the crappy day, and I hope you’re staying warm!

  28. mike says:

    Oh, you were right.

    It does look like sh** using IE7.

    :-)

    Hope whatever it is, it gets better. :-(

  29. Sinjin says:

    Maybe this proves that comments are like flies…

  30. nancycle says:

    Hey….Shit fritters?! Where’s my comment?! :-(

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