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Posted on Sunday, January 15th, 2006

Dave!It's 8:30 and yet I have no desire to get out of bed.

I don't know why. I'm not tired... I'm not sick... I'm not feeling particularly lazy... I just don't feel like getting up. I'd just rather sit here reading blog feeds and catching up with what's going on in the world. I blame wireless networking for my Sunday malaise. If it weren't for wireless, I would have to get up. So here I am, psyching myself up to climb out of bed, when my friend Meagan calls...

Meagan: Your cartoon is freaking me out!
Dave: Huh?
Meagan: The mini-you chewing with your mouth open.
Dave: Yes?
Meagan: It's hypnotic. I can't stop staring at it.
Dave: Excellent.
Meagan: Don't do that anymore.

And so now I am thinking that hypnotic cartoons are the key to my ultimate world domination...


Come to Me. Need Me. Obey Me. Follow me. Love Me.

Now all I need to do is write a virus to infect all the computers in the world with my DaveToon, and I'm one step closer to global sovereignty. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! KNEEL BEFORE DAVE!! Bwah ha ha ha haaaaaah!


Yes... well...

Anyway. I'm still in bed, so I might as well check my email.

Sweet! My undying gratitude to Neil for pointing me to an interview with the ever-delicious Elizabeth Hurley in The Observer. It's all riveting, of course, but the big news is that she is the host of Sky One's Project Catwalk (the UK version of our own Project Runway, which is hosted by Heidi Klum). This is a show where up-and-coming fashion designers compete in a reality television type show. It's somewhat entertaining, but having Elizabeth Hurley hosting has suddenly made it must-see television for me...

Liz Project Catwalk

So now I sit huddled over my PowerBook, desperately waiting for the Project Catwalk torrent to finish downloading in a mere three hour and thirty-five minutes! Oh well. Better late than never. I can only hope that BBC America picks up the show (which may confuse any Brits reading this, because Sky One and the BBC are separate over there, but here in the US "BBC America" is a catch-all for any UK shows). And, if you ARE in the UK, you can tune into fresh episodes of Project Catwalk Thursdays at 8:00pm.

Mmmmm... new Elizabeth Hurley goodness.

Okay, NOW I am ready to get out of bed.


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  1. Rodford says:

    I though for a few brief seconds after looking at the title: “Catwalk”, that a modeling career was being embarked on. Oh, well, Dave, there’s still time for you, I guess.

    And, yes, Elizabeth Hurley was on British TV yesterday talking about this new series. I think the word “catwalk” is no longer PC in the states (runway being prefered) but I may be wrong.

    Enjoy the energy of your writing in this blog that now appears to be written horizontally. Cheers.

  2. Patrick says:



  3. Patrick says:


    speaking of Bittorrent. I’ve finally come around to watch the first season of Veronica Mars. Man, I’m hooked! I’m officially a Veronica Mars junkie!
    Started watching friday and can’t stop. Just one episode left of season one and to think that there are ten fresh ones from season two to watch. Has someone got a number to Kristen Bell – she’s single, right?

  4. Naomi says:

    “Kneel before Dave!”

    Okay. Now what..? (Tee-hee-hee)

  5. Anthony says:

    Meagan is right. And this one’s even more hypnotic.

  6. jenny says:

    But why is beautiful Liz dating Steve Nash…
    You are much cuter and soon to be ruler of the world.

  7. Neil T. says:

    Must… buy… Dave… lots… of… beer….

  8. Melina says:

    Feeling…sleepy…must commment on Dave’s blog.

    Dave. Dave. Ruler. King. I am hypnotized. Eyelids cloooooosing…

    And I love Elizabeth Hurley…she’s so beautiful and nice to look at.

  9. Trish says:

    How did you get project catwalk on your apple as I am a friend of Elizabeth’s but since I live in usa I always miss he show. I only see it when we are at her house in Malibu,Ca and she brings a dvd of the show. This would get her to stop bugging me about missing her show.I have a P.c not a powerbook. Thanks, Trish.

  10. Dave2 says:

    If you are unfamiliar with BitTorrent, here’s a FAQ.

  11. Odd says:

    I … I obey, master …
    Well … What do I say?
    No, I do not stop to see that picture …
    “Come to Me Need Me Obey Me Follow me. Love Me”
    I is hypnotizing … no, look …
    I come to you, follow you, I obey …
    what …? Offi … those words are so hypnotic and lulling, I plunge more and more …
    “Come to Me. Need Me Obey Me Follow me. Love Me
    Let yourself be rocked … Fall … ”
    possso not stop looking.
    My eyelids are becoming heavier …
    I feel like a tiny little baby …
    “Look at the photo …”
    I look at it.
    “Come to Me. Need Me Obey Me Follow me. Love Me
    And now you’re hypnotized …
    Dave Obey … ”
    I will …
    Obey …
    forever … Dave …
    and let myself go while cradling the words I …

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