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FridayQ: Never

Posted on Friday, July 1st, 2005

Dave!Somewhere you'll probably never go, but would like to. Outer space... like the moon or something. To be more realistic, I'd probably have to say Elizabeth Hurley's bedroom. Okay, that's probably less realistic, but you know...

Something you'll probably never do, but would like to. Visit every Hard Rock Cafe in the world. It was a goal for the longest time but, after I hit visit #100, it was not such a big goal anymore. It's also getting increasingly unrealistic, because properties open and close before I can get to them.

Someone you'll probably never meet, but would like to. Well, there are several people I'd like to meet solely for the purpose of bitch-slapping them back to the stone-age (Judge Judy and Jared the Subway moron is at the top of the list). I'd also like to meet a bunch of bloggers that I read. But, truth to tell, it would be either Elizabeth Hurley or Betty White. If forced to choose, it would be Elizabeth Hurley.

REALITY CHECK: What would have to happen in order for you to actually accomplish those three things? Money. Lots and lots of money. Not that I'm saying Elizabeth Hurley would suddenly let me meet her or visit her bedroom if I had a billion dollars, but I could probably bribe people that allow these disturbing and stalker-ish behavior.

Movie Quotable of the Day: "I'm going to go on an overnight drunk... and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. "
Yesterday's Answer: Orgazmo (2004) with Trey Parker and Dian Bachar.

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  1. ISA says:

    So I guess, when it comes down to it some of your greater ambitions have to do with Elizabeth Hurley?


  2. Venusupnorth says:

    You crazy stalker! I can just picture you trying to sneak into her bedroom, LOL!

  3. Dave2 says:

    Muwaahh ha ha! I like it… the power of positive thinking! Maybe if enough people visualize it happening, it will come true! Okay every body…

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