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Posted on Wednesday, June 1st, 2005

Dave!It's pushing midnight in the Emerald City and I just had to change hotel rooms.

What kind of total ass-bag, sack-licking tool decides to throw a party ON A WEEKNIGHT in a hotel room, downtown, when most of the people staying there are undoubtedly business travelers who have to... oh, I don't know... SLEEP... so they can get up and f#@%ing go to work in the morning?

I swear, one of these days somebody is going to pull this shit in the room next to mine and I am going to totally lose it. I think it will go something like this...

ME: Knock! Knock!

INCONSIDERATE NOISE-MAKING DUMBASS: Who is it?

ME: Room service.

INCONSIDERATE NOISE-MAKING DUMBASS: (while opening door) Funny. I didn't order any...

ME: (with a shotgun) BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

ME: DIE f#@%ERS! DIIIIIIIIIEEE!

And then I would do a little dance in the middle of the room after setting the bodies on fire. I am so not kidding. This is the type of crap that turns normal, every-day people into homicidal maniacs. More and more it seems that common courtesy and manners slide just a little bit further into non-existence. People only seem to care about themselves now-a-days, and don't even bother to think about how their stupidity affects others. I honestly don't know what to think about that... do I laugh, cry, or go buy that shotgun?


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  1. ssp says:

    I have to say that I find the mid-week hotel room party idea quite funny. Pissing off businesspeople isn’t the worst thing you can do ;)

  2. Cavan says:

    I think a few shotgun blasts and a little cremation is perfectly warranted in the situation (the other people staying in the hotel might agree). Now, if you were REALLY crazy, you’d use the cinders to roast marshmallows while cackling maniacally.

  3. Dave2 says:

    Yes, pissing off business people is totally funny… until the guy in the next room breaks in with a shotgun and starts filling your ass with buckshot. Then it becomes not so funny.

    And I think roasting marshmallows over the charred remains of the party people is a given… :-)

  4. Randy says:

    In the not-too-distant past, I had a similar incident with stupid inconsiderate hotel party-ers. Needing to sleep to be up early for a morning flight…

    So that next morning I made it a point to call the idiot the floor above me serval times…until he woke up and had to answer the phone at least twice…he didn’t sound all too happy…not as good as a shot-gun blast, I know, but satisying nonetheless…and made my flight…

  5. LadyStarFire says:

    I rather like your idea of killing assholes who make late night noise. I’ve been tempted to do the same thing to the bastards who live in the apartment above me (they play their stereo at night when I need to sleep because I have work in the morning).

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