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Posted on Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Dave!Since I've been back, every day is busier than the day before. I suppose that this means tomorrow will be the worst day ever. I'd stay home and hide in bed, but then I'd just get further behind in my work. It's at a time like this that I have to ask myself "what would Britney Spears do?" In channeling my inner white-trash self, I've come to the conclusion that I should wake up extra early so that I can have a half-rack of beer before heading out. The only question being whether I shower before or after I crack open that first can?

The answer of course is "both" AND "during."

Naturally, the more work I have, the less time I have to goof around animating Dave's Bad-Ass Blogography Show. But I did manage to upgrade my copy of the most excellent "Toon Boom Studio" (the cartoon-making software I use) and also work out the second segment of the show. Since Elizabeth Hurley and Dubbya are guests, I'm faced with having to draw caricatures. Not something I'm especially good at...

Dubbya and Dave

Drawing President Bush was easier than I thought though. You just take one of those freaky Troll Dolls and add beady little eyes. I'm not sure whether people will recognize him as Dubbya, but I wanted him more "cute" than "scary" so I guess it will have to do.

Movie Quotable of the Day: "Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beaten by police today... but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey stuck down a hole!"
Day-Before-Yesterday's Answer: Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (1997) with Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino.

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  1. Neil T. says:

    When I first saw the image, I immediately recognised it as Dubya, if that helps 🙂 .

  2. Aravis says:

    You used a troll as the model for Bush, eh? Makes perfect sense to me. He’s quite recognizable, btw. *G*

  3. karla says:

    Of course, you know what i always say when I see George Bush?
    “Bad Monkey!”

  4. Dave2 says:

    Ooooh… Karla, you are so close, you should write for the show!

    Because what happens when my Bad Monkey gets ahold of a cracked “Real ID Card” belonging to The President?? Tune in to find out!

  5. Cavan says:

    I love the Dubya-toon. Man, I’m totally stoked for the Blogography show.

    Where do I call to get tickets 🙂

  6. TheMike says:

    Bad Monkey for president. Looks down for a comparison….damn, I’m wearing the wrong shirt.

  7. Patrick says:

    Yep, definitely dubya. Couldn’t be anyone else, really. But the guy on the right…I can swear I’ve seen him somewhere before 🙂

  8. Dave2 says:

    Actually, I think Bad Monkey would be an excellent president. Throwing his feces at visiting dignitaries can only improve foreign relations.

    That guy on the right is Ben Affleck. He just got finished feeling up Jennifer Garner in the hallway before heading out for his interview.

  9. ISA says:

    The Dave Show…I can see it turning into an unstopable force in the media. When the show does come out you should make limited edition Dave Show/Blogography T-Shirts!

  10. karla says:

    I will be happy to write for the Dave Show. Bring it on!

    As for the feces throwing Bad Monkey Prez…he’s been throwing around sh*t for years. He’s yet another reason why I am afraid of monkeys (and clowns).

  11. Randy says:

    Perfect DuByah…but maybe he looks just a bit too intellajent…ifyahknowhatImean…

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