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Posted on Monday, December 13th, 2004

Dave!Alright. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT!! I give up... you can stop emailing me, because I've now taken my fake "What Kind of Fart Are You?" quiz and made it into a real, actual quiz. So now everybody who is just dying to know which fart best fits their personality can finally sleep at night. I've never created a quiz before, and find it only marginally more painful than taking a quiz. But I digress... click here to take the Fart Quiz.

Just as an F.Y.I., there are a total of five results the quiz can return. The first is below, the remaining four are in an extended entry...

Silent But Deadly!



Cocoa Squirter!


And don't blame me for this childish display of questionable taste... you asked for it.

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  1. Neil T. says:

    Yay, I’m a squeaker!

    Wait… is that something to be proud of?

  2. kazza says:


    I’m a Pants Ripper apparently … 🙂

  3. Dave2 says:

    I’m a Pants “Ripper” too… but I think it would be cooler to be “Silent But Deadly!” because it’s got a skull and cross-bones there.

    The interesting thing about this quiz is that there are really no “good” outcomes… just decending levels of “bad” results: 1) Pants Ripper, 2) Squeaker, 3) Bomber, 4) Silent But Deadly, and 5) Cocoa Squirter. So I’m not sure you can be proud of any of them! 🙂

    I just can’t imagine somebody actually posting the results on their blog!! But, after the tenth email, I decided to put it out there in the off-chance somebody can’t live without it.

  4. I consider myself more like the King of the Dutch Oven. My wife is unhappy about this.

  5. Tonya says:

    I can’t decide if what I’m feeling is guilty amusement or shuddery disgust 😉

  6. Dave2 says:

    For a classy lady such as yourself? I would hope that it is utter disgust! 🙂

  7. Tonya says:

    Classy? Lady?

    Did my icon not show up right? 😉

  8. Ben says:

    I want the ‘What type of deadly virus are you?’ quiz !

    Don’t make me ask again, I’m Silent But Deadly.


  9. Dave2 says:

    GAAAH! Another quiz?!? Can I just tell you that you’re “Smallpox” or “Herpes” or something and be done with it?? 🙂

  10. kazza says:

    Well I did put mine on my blog – on my stoopid quizzes subblog 🙂

  11. Ben says:

    Deja vu.


  12. pooki says:

    ha ha ha. that is so niffy

  13. everybody except me is a retard says:

    dave is awesome !!!!!

  14. I was just going through your archives and Best Ofs. This is awesome…definitely one of my favorite posts of yours!

  15. I was doing a lame personal search, seeing which items really shouldn’t be seen by others’ eyes, and found my way back to this hilarious post. I then took the quiz and found out I’m a squeaker. I’ll take it!

  16. alfonso says:

    haha last time i did cocoa squirter but for now i am silent but deadly dont know my fart stinks like hell

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