I am wearing two different kinds of socks today and, since I wasn't hung over this morning, it's a big mystery as to how I could let it happen. On my left foot is a Nike swoosh athletic... on my right is a Tommy Hilfiger logo signature... I'm pretty embarrassed about that, even though nobody would be able to tell unless I were in an accident and rushed to the ER or something (fortunately, I am wearing clean underwear though).
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It’s been months since your confession, and no one has written to pardon you for the crime of wearing two different kinds of socks. Then again, it’s almost impossible not to break the matching sock rule, at least once in life. However, that was not such a problem with sports socks until they started putting logos on them. Anyway, thanks for bravely bearing your shame openly in honor of the rest of us men whose sock wearing crimes remain hidden. Then again, after the first such mistake, it can be a temptation to do it again on purpose, just to see if you can get away with it. Yep, the guilty pleasure of wearing mismatched socks can become addictive in no time. Wait a minute. That’s not it. I’m thinking of my bad habit of throwing on yesterday’s socks, after doing the bachelor sniff test. Now, talk about real shame!
Hey, it HAS been months! Where’s my parade? 🙂
I have a simple solution to this problem fill your drawer with black socks like me