I just got an e-mail from somebody who noticed that my cartoon persona looks a little different in last night's entry. Yeah, and it's all Meagan's fault! This coming weekend I have to get my picture taken for a benefit I am involved in... I am not a big fan of being photographed, and mentioned to Meagan during an iChat that I'd have to get over being lazy and show up clean-shaven for the shoot. Bummer.
About an hour later, I got an e-mail where Meagan had doctored photos of me with variations of mustaches, beards, and other craziness (I look great as Hitler!) and said I should be a little creative before wiping the slate clean (and by "slate" I can only assume she had meant my face). Naturally, I said "no way," because that's more maintenance than I feel like taking on each morning, but then she laid on the guilt about having spent an hour on the photos and said it would only be for a week anyway.
Argh! Women can pretty much talk me into anything...
Enabler! Just because women have hot bodies brilliant minds, you think that men will do anything you want!!
You're right, of course.
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Dude! You think the clown posse was bad but there are a lot more women on the planet than clowns. That sexist remark is getting you in serious trouble.
Oooooh… point taken. I actually thought that this post was more demeaning to us men because we are so easily manipulated but, until I have a woman that’s legally obligated to be with me, I suppose I should be more sensitive. I’ll adjust this entry post haste!
LOL Still missing the point romeo. Calling women manipulative bitches is not the best way to get a date. If you dont look like Pitt or have the bank like Trump you can’t get away with it. The only chance you got is to show respect or win the lotto.
I have to say I love the honesty in the original post, and yes breasts are great!
But what also works great is when we drop our heads a little, look up and you, and either bite one corner of our lip just a little, or push the bottom lip out just a little. You must get the lip just right or it will blow the whole effect.
I am sure I will be lynched for giving away one of our secret women powers but that is okay. I also know I can never date you now since you have the knowledge of one of my best tricks, so I guess you will have to be my pal forever.
The new look is cute but I think I prefer full or the clean shave look. The photo you have on your post Roberts America is the sexiest!
Enjoy!
I KNEW IT!! WOMEN HAVE SECRET MEN-MANIPULATING SUPER POWERS! And now the truth comes out. That just explains everything doesn’t it? You ladies must reserve the lip thing for very special ocassions (so as not wear it out and maintain maximum effectiveness). I once ended up buying a girlfriend a pair of $250 shoes because of the pouty lip trick. We’re helpless against that… HELPLESS I SAY!!
$250 for shoes. Sucker! I hope you got a lot more than a pouty lip out of the deal. The reason Dave looks sexiest in the Roberts America post is because my name is above it and my sexyness is rubbing off. Dave is also way drunk in that photo. Forget what I said about showing respect and winning the lotto to get women because all you have to do is stay drunk all the time and they will be all over you.
Do not forget treat us like shit Robert, that is the real winner!
Now that I think about it, isn’t it always the drunk, sexist, womanizing pigs that treat women like crap who end up getting the girl? Why yes, I think it is! Thanks guys… I’ll get started on that right away. Oh, and Robert… for the hundredth time, STOP RUBBING YOURSELF ON ME!! No matter how hard I work on being drunk and abusive to become attractive to the ladies, I think something like that is bound to be a turn off.
It is so sad but it is so true in many cases. Me personally, if you let would let me run all over you I would and have no respect for you at all. (At least in my younger years!) And it took a guy who could be more of a smart ass than me to put a ring on my finger. So do not let those girls push you around, unless the breasts are perfect.
And on a side note I have addressed the Metro Sexual thing on my site, but two guys rubbing on each other is too far. So Dave you are correct when saying it is a turn off.
I was talking about my sexuality rubbing off on you NOT my body so you might want to keep those fantasies about me under control. “I’m sorry Bongo. I’m strictly “butter-side-up”.
Quoting “Red Dwarf,” Ace? My respect for you has just gone up a notch (now give me back my DVDs!). “Smoke Me A Kipper, I’ll Be Back For Breakfast.”