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Speaking of South Park…

Posted on Thursday, January 22nd, 2004

Dave!I ran across a proposed bill that would ban all "objectionable" language from radio and television. Now I can't get the song "It's Easy Mmmkay" (from the South Park movie) out of my head as I try to mentally picture radio shock jocks trying to learn how to stop swearing on the air...

South Park: The Movie

You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay.
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack...
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you will see, its easy mmmkay...
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole."
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold."
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity.
Step 4: Dont say f#@% any more because f#@% is the worst word that you can say!
So just use the word "mmmkay!"

South Park: The Movie

Now, out of respect for others, I never swear in mixed company... oh no, I save that kind of language for my friends, family, and this blog. But I have to say that harsh words have lost their shock value to me anymore... through years of constant exposure, words like "f#@%" have no more worse meaning to me than "darn." Yes, it's a shame that today's youth have turned into foul-mouthed little perverts... but what's the use in stopping the swearing on radio and television when kids can hear far worse on the school playground? Mmmkay?


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  1. kazza says:

    ooo I found somewhere to enter comments.. :)
    I totally agree with you about swear words having lost their shock value. The exception to that is when someone who you never hear swear swears, then it’s kinda sexy hehe :)

  2. Dave2 says:

    I always thought that the Spice Girls could have extended their 15 minutes of fame if they had gone the hard-core rap route on their last album. Having Baby Spice lay down some heavy swearing would indeed be sexy… though I don’t know exactly why.

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