Most people cite Thanksgiving as the "leftovers holiday" because they end up eating turkey for days afterwards. Others say Christmas is the "leftovers holiday" because they end up eating ham for a week. Neither of these work for me because I'm vegetarian. A vegetarian who eats dairy and eggs. Which is why Easter is my "leftovers holiday." It's hard boiled eggs, egg-salad sandwiches, deviled eggs, and potato-egg salad from here on out...
Not that I'm complaining. I love egg-salad sandwiches!
What I hate? Being the last person to hear a joke.
Which is why an email I got this morning made me a little depressed. I had to actually Google That Shit in order to even realize there was a joke in the first place. How did I become this out of touch with the world? I guess I'll ponder that while having another egg-salad sandwich...
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I miss YouTube video crazes until they are 2 years old. I probably haven’t heard the joke. Does that make you feel better?
Now that’s funny… I just heard an interesting story about egg salad and anarchists.
A rabbi, a horse, and a ballerina walk into a bar…
Me too. I always eat dairy and eggs, potatoes and salad. That’s what I am good at.
It’s really unlike you to be out of touch with the world 😉
I’m having colored hard boiled eggs every day this week. And the next couple weeks.
So, what was the joke?
Mmm… I wish I had egg salad right now!
Egg salad sandwiches FTW
I’m farther behind you on the joke I think.
That’s why you should just be a trend setter and start your own jokes.