Can't he just sell Mar-A-Lago and be fine with the fines? He says it's worth $739 million!

Of course the property was valued at more like $75 million in court documents, so he might have to sell some other stuff too... but he's got the assets to post that bond. Not a problem at all. He's apparently worth billions of dollars, so it really shouldn't be any problem at all, even if all his money is tied up in "assets and investments." Sell your stuff. That's what everybody else has to do. It's what I've done when I needed money. Granted, it wasn't $464 million, but I don't have a bunch of pricey properties available to me, so...

In other news... Jordan laughing at his own jokes is always a classic...

One more sleep until Hump Day.