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Posted on Saturday, July 4th, 2015

Dave!In celebration of The United States of America on the occasion of her birthday, I can think of nothing more fitting than quoting the immortal words of a real American and one of the preeminent thinkers of our time... here's Sarah Palin on Paul Revere.

"He who warned... uhhhh... the... the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms... uh... by ringing those bells and, um, making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed."

DAVETOON: It's Bad Monkey riding that horse so he can warn the British not to take our freedoms away by ringing those bells and making those warning shots!

Fuck yeah.



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I Pledge Allegiance to America...


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Fuck the Pepsi Challenge... take The America Challenge!

America Challenge!

America Challenge!
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Red Sox Baseball America!!!
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Stephen T. Colbert... The Spirit of America

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"American Pride" (with Waffles the Cat) by Justin Schwab

American Pride with Waffle
Jordan Carver... God Bless America

DAVETOON: Lil' Dave and Bad Monkey waving US flags.

Whew. That's a lot of America right there.

Which brings us back to...

Happy 239th Birthday to the United States of America... the best America ever!


  1. martymankins says:

    OMG, I recall Palin saying that, but I love the mash up clip version.

    239 years old. And we are still conflicted over the Confederate flag and discriminating against people. “Murica… hasn’t aged a day.

  2. vahid says:

    She seems…how do I say this? Super duper high when she’s talking in this video.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m used to her staying unfathomably stupid things so that part wasn’t unexpected. But she did seem a little high during this extra-dumb sound bite.

  3. Sarah says:

    I think I just OD’d on ‘Merica

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