And so here I am back in Spokane.

I just got back from having The Best Pizza on Earth, but even that wasn't enough to compensate for the crappy 3-hour drive over. Or the balls-slow internet here at my hotel (seriously, my iPhone is faster than this). The only thing that keeps me from going postal is that the shitty internet is free. Because there's nothing worse than having to pay for shitty internet.

Except maybe having no internet at all.

Though, if I didn't have internet, then at least I would have a decent excuse for not answering all the emails overflowing from my inbox. Instead, I have no excuse except to say that I am thoroughly exhausted.

That really should be enough, but the guilt lingers.

Oh well.

Guess it's time to get back to planning some much-needed life changes.

Sadly, none of which involve my becoming an astronaut. I said "much-needed" not "much wanted."