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Posted on Saturday, December 11th, 2004

Dave!Unable to sleep even a little bit, I decided to take a quick look through my email inbox and have a rather odd one awaiting me. The writer said that he had heard about a "fart quiz" and was wondering where he could take it. I then had to explain that there was no "fart quiz" and I had just made up some fake results because I think all those blog quizzes are kind of lame. Then, just 15 minutes later, I get another email wanting to know where to find the nonexistent "fart quiz."

A quick look at my blog stats and I notice that "fart" has overtaken "boobie" on my list of referral search terms! The source seems to be some kind of post forum, but since it is "members only," I can't confirm anything. Digging a little further, I see that Google's Image Search has been hitting with "fart quiz" quite a bit. In fact, it's currently the #1 hit for the term (we'll save how freaked I am that there are 72 results for "fart quiz" another time)...

Fart Quiz - SQUEAKER

So, for anybody coming here wanting to take the "fart quiz," here's the deal... there is no quiz. You can read about it on my "lame quizzes" entry (and also see nonexistent quizzes for "Which Deadly Strain of Virus Are You?" and "Which of the Bodily Fluids Are You?").

Hmmm... maybe there really should be a "What Type of Fart Are You" quiz?

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  1. LM says:

    OK, if your gonna get that many hits for Fart Quiz, I’m gonna have to make one up and post it! Nice site by the way. Found you on BE.

  2. karma says:

    haha nice place you have here (even if a bit windy) :))

  3. Cyn says:

    A fart quiz would be awesome, I love the picture! 😉 I think my journal would finally be complete if I had a fart quiz on it.

  4. Now a regular says:

    Ok, so every day’s blog entry isn’t my cup of tea and sometimes I wonder why I continue to check in…then, voila (that’s no string instrument), I see why…Today. The fart. It is truly the most consistantly funny naturally occurring product of humankind (although even dogs do it and can be conveniently blamed…)

  5. There is not one more beatiful thing than starting the day off right with a prayer. I pray that God will let me place a stinky wet one on Gearge Bush’s greasy lips!

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