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Fan of the fanny

Posted on Tuesday, April 13th, 2004

Dave!For the longest time, I had always thought that people wearing fanny packs had serious issues: "look... it's a purse... but not really!" This probably has more to do with my hang-ups than actual fact, but I listen to Pet Shop Boys and like art, so make of it what you will. Anyway, this past weekend I decided to bite the bullet, add a few metrosexual points, and actually buy one of these things. I am tired of having to cram everything I own into my pockets for my morning commute to work... it's uncomfortable and makes me look all lumpy:

Woman on the street: "Is that a mobile phone, a digital camera, a garage door opener, a set of house keys, an iPod, and a baggie of Apple-Cinnamon Cheerios in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Dave: "Uhhhh..."

So now that I don't have to worry about all those unsightly bulges (well, almost all of them) ruining my streamline look as I ride my motorcycle to work, all I have to do is solve the problem of helmet hair which is just getting worse the longer I put off getting it cut...

Dave sporting helmet hair and looking a bit confused.

Are there pills for this or should I just shave my head?

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  1. Jenny says:

    Honestly your helmet hair is very sexy! Very!!

  2. Dave2 says:

    Good, it will draw attention away from the bags under my eyes… I really need to start getting some sleep.

  3. jenny says:

    Are you still not sleeping?

  4. Dave2 says:

    Nope. If I am lucky I get 3 or 4 hours a night, and sometimes I can’t fall asleep at all. Kind of a bummer because I LIKE to sleep. I keep thinking I’ll go to the doctor and ask about it, but now I’m kind of used to it.

  5. Jenny says:

    Yes, I think it is time to see somebody. Or try an otc med or herb. I had a problem going to sleep, my mind starts going and will not stop, but the is the OCD, and aan extra dose of med helped it out.
    Wish I could help you out?!?
    Have you tried sex? That usually puts all guys to sleep?!?

  6. Bad Robert says:


  7. Dave2 says:

    Waaaahhhhh! =Sniff= Welcome back Robert… did you leave Vegas in one piece, or am I going to see you on American’s Most Wanted one day soon?

  8. Geezitron says:

    I just bought this outrageously expensive Kingsdown mattress and it has given me the best night sleep ever. It’s super dooper squooshy and enormous and just looking at it makes me tired. Maybe a new mattress would help…but I agree with the person who said sex is the best male sleep-inducer!

  9. Dave2 says:

    Is it greedy to want both the mattress and the sex?

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