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Posted on Tuesday, March 9th, 2004

Dave!I've never really had reason to fear the dentist. Whenever people would talk about how much they hate going to the dentist, I would just smile politely and puzzle over what was so terrible about it. After all, for my entire life, I've never had any dental problems... no cavities... no root canals... nothing interesting at all. I always took care of my teeth, so a trip to the dentist was like a vacation with minty-freshness at the end.

Until recently, that is.

Now everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. This morning I had abnormally deep grooves in my back teeth routed out and re-filled with a bizarre tooth-like substance. All I have to show for it is a shiny new green toothbrush, dental floss, and an aching jaw.

The Dentist 1.

Now I know exactly what people have been fearing about the dentist all along. Huge needles, horrible tastes in my mouth, and kick-ass grinding and suction noises. It goes something like this...

The Dentist 2.

It is not a pleasant experience. Though I imagine it could have been worse...

Dental Assistant Lady: Would you like gas?
Dave: GAS?!?
Dental Assistant Lady: Yes, it will help you relax.
What Dave is thinking: AAAACK! YES, GIVE ME THE f#@%ING GAS YOU BITCH!! GIVE IT TO ME NOW BEFORE I USE YOUR HEAD LIKE A BATTERING RAM TO BREAK THROUGH THE WINDOW AND ESCAPE THIS TORTURE CHAMBER!!! GIVE ME! GIVE ME! GIVE MEEEEE!
What Dave says: Gas sound great, thanks.

Since I didn't end up killing anybody, I guess that gas stuff must really work. If you have to be tortured by a dentist, I highly recommend it.


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Comments

  1. Jenny says:

    My heart goes out to your aching jaw.
    Not to change the subject but, are you clean shaven again? Your public wants to know, well, I mean , I do….

  2. Dave2 says:

    I cleaned up for a benefit photo I had to have taken, but have since gotten lazy all over again. Having a jaw that feels broken is not making me want to take up shaving again any time soon either. For better or worse, I am beyond lazy.

  3. kazza says:

    *comfort* .. sounds awful.. I also am someone who doesn’t know what it’s like to have a bad dentist experience. The most I’ve ever had done was to have my two bottom wisdom teeth out. I haven’t been since 1996.. I should probably go again for a checkup…

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