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My New Career Path

Posted on Tuesday, November 18th, 2003

Dave!I'm going to quit my job and become a ninja because ninjas kick ass. I just have to remember to pick up some black pajamas and a ninja sword when I'm in Japan, 'cause I don't imagine that they sell that kind of stuff in K-Mart. Think about how much it would rule to be a ninja... you get to assassinate people that bug you (or write you hate-mail or cut you off in traffic) and look really cool doing it. Nobody would mess with a ninja, because you carry that wicked sword around and could just dice up their sorry asses for being stupid.

LEGO Ninja Boat Play Set #3050

See? Those are just tiny Lego ninjas and the totally rock! Real ninjas are at least ten times cooler than that.

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  1. Kevin says:

    So how goes the new career path? I found it odd that your daily avatar is not one of your headshots. That caught my eye right away. Weird.

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