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Bullet Sunday 347

Posted on Sunday, September 15th, 2013

Dave!Time to put your Wiener back in your mayoral candidate pants... because Bullet Sunday starts now...

   
• Dumbosity! I am still trying to figure out how Anthony Weiner went from being a politician I actually respected... to somebody I loathe with such fervor that I want to kick in my television every single time his stupid face shows up on it. In other words, just like every other politician out there. I should have known better. Is it too much to hope that this is the very last we will ever see or hear of him?

   
• Dumbsuckery! I hate CAPTCHAs. I'm not alone. Everybody I know hates them too. Which is why running across this particular CAPTCHA pretty much summed the whole situation up nicely...

Fhckd!

But hey, at least you could actually read the characters.

   
• Dumbassery! Just when you think Microsoft couldn't possibly be more of an embarrassment to itself, they find a way to prove you wrong. First came this tweet from now-Microsoft-owned Nokia...

I'm willing to guess that Apple would agree... as would any other company in the history of the world who has made different-color products ever...

Apple Agrees!

   

Apple Agrees!

I'm sorry, but when it comes to "imitation being a form of flattery," Microsoft has had had their mouth permanently attached to Apple's dick in an imitation-induced frenzy since around 1984. Which is not to say that Microsoft hasn't been innovating... but you'd never know it from their advertising, which is constantly painting them as a pathetic, lame, whiny bitch who is having to play catch-up to Apple. It's like they're their own worst enemy, and just when you think they couldn't possibly beat themselves up any worse than they already have, they proceed to do just that.

   
• Dumbfuckery! I am at a complete loss for words. This wouldn't be so terrible if these were three random assholes just pretending to be representing the United States... but they are actual US Representatives! I am so fucking embarrassed right now that I don't even... I don't know... I don't... I just don't...

I mean, holy shit! People actually elected these fucking idiots.

   
• Dumbholery! And if you thought that was bad... never underestimate the agenda-ramming mouthpieces at FOX "News"...

They don't even try to hide it. Yet, they're the "Fair and Balanced" network. And people keeeeeeep watching. Any bets on how much longer it'll be until Andrea Shea King is added to the FOX "News" team? If anybody could put a new and interesting negative spin on First Lady Michelle Obama's efforts to keep America hydrated, it's her.

   
And, I'm about as disgusted as I'm going to get tonight. Kind of pointless to continue now.

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Comments

  1. kapgar says:

    Funny that on the linked post praising Weiner’s efforts on behalf of first responders, you have a list of politicians to be overlooked when tragedy strikes them. Mark Kirk from Illinois had a stroke last year. Wonder if his support for first responders would change now?

  2. martymankins says:

    Weiner used to be respectful. Then he showed his dick and became a dick.

    The Apple color imitation pic is spot on.

  3. delmer says:

    I remember seeing videos of Weiner in action while in Congress and was a big fan. Not to mention he embraced the pronunciation of his name and didn’t try to spin it into something else like Winer or, the even further reach, Smith; I thought that showed class of some sort. And then the sexting never ended… it just transformed itself into Carlos Danger.

  4. Poppy says:

    LOL-CAPTCHA!!!!

    PS – HI, DELMER!!! Wow!!!!

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