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Posted on Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

Dave!Um, yeah.

If I wanted lumpy, under-cooked potatoes, I would have made them myself instead of trusting a professional to do them up right...

Hormel Mashed Potatoes Tub

If "Homestyle" means there's cold, hard lumps of un-mashed potatoes throughout the entire bowl, then I guess these are a success? Except it's kinda gross to eat them.

Which means I'm going to have to pull out the mixer and re-blend them.

NOT what I had in mind when I bought into Hormel's lie of convenience to satisfy my mashed potato craving.

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  1. Omaha Carl says:

    Here in the Midwest mashed potatoes with lumps are referred to (and on some menus listed) as “smashed potatoes.” Some people like them a bit lumpy. This also proves to the diner that they were real, and not made from instant potato flakes. The lumps shouldn’t be cold, however. Perhaps they were underheated?

  2. Connie says:

    I always want these to be yummy. Have worked my way through every brand i can find. Darn it.. sometimes I don’t want to make them from scratch

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