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Posted on Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Dave!And so this happened...

DAVETOON: Sitting next to a gum-smacking whore on the plane.

   

Sitting next to a gum-smacking whore for 5-1/2 hours is the flight of my nightmares.

When the Delta Airlines Lady in the safety video is telling everybody what to do in case of emergencies, somehow this wasn't covered.

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  1. Sybil Law says:

    It could’ve been worse- I mean, you could’ve had her, and a screaming kid wiping boogers on you, and someone could’ve taken out your good eye… :D
    Happy Thanksgiving, Dave!!

  2. On both my flights this week I was seated next to huge guys that sprawled out into my chair space.. *yay*

  3. martymankins says:

    I know the woman in that safety video. Perhaps a new addition is needed for the gum-smacking whores.

  4. the muskrat says:

    In first class? I thought such only happened in the “cheap seats.”

  5. Sarah says:

    I every time I chew gum I think of you Dave. I’m sorry your flight back wasn’t a good one.

  6. Citizen_Stu says:

    And how did you stop yourself from killing her?

  7. bob says:

    did you get her number?

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