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Day Ten: Köln

Posted on Saturday, February 5th, 2011

Dave!Today was a "wasted" day spent traveling. It all started when I woke up early so I could catch the hotel courtesy shuttle to the airport for my 7:00am flight. Except the hotel LIED about having a courtesy shuttle, so I instead paid a taxi €15 ($20) for a three-minute ride to the airport. I would have walked, but it was pitch-black and I'd have to travel over two ditches and through a construction site to get there. When I had attempted it previously, I had barely made it there alive in broad daylight, so I figured my life was worth the $20.

The flight from Málaga to Paris was uneventful except, of course, having to deal with Charles de Gaulle airport once I arrived. Since I was avoiding the dreaded Terminal 2G this time, I thought it would be smooth sailing. Except it wasn't. Getting from 2D to 2F still required exiting and re-entering security, which is stupid as fuck. At least I had time to use the bathroom this time. Barely.

If forced to choose between a kick to the balls and having to transfer planes at Charles de Gaulle Airport, I'd have to give it some serious thought.

And then choose the kick in the balls, because that's a pain which will eventually end.

Weather at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam was mostly gusting winds, which had been canceling flights all morning. Fortunately, I made it out and arrived only 20 minutes late because...

PATATJES MET!!!

Dave Loves Patatjes Met!

DutchBitch drove to the airport for a quick meet-up, where she bought me some DutchyLand deliciousness...

DOUBLE Patatjes Met!

Since I had missed meeting up with Dutchy when she was last in Florida, it was nice to get caught up for an hour-and-a-half. I also had to tell her about the sphincter-puckering landing my plane made into Amsterdam. I've flown in some pretty crazy shit and don't scare easily, but the wind was so bad that I thought for sure we were going to crash into the runway and explode. What an awesome way to die that would have been. DutchBitch promised to toss some patatjes met out onto the flaming remains of my plane if the worst were to happen, so at least I would have died happy.

Alas, our chat was over far too quickly, and it was time for me to catch my flight back to Cologne. This time the flight was fine. My luggage didn't get lost in Paris. And my airport hotel which promises a courtesy shuttle actually has a courtesy shuttle. So I guess it's all good in the end.

Until tomorrow when I fly back home...

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Comments

  1. DutchBitch says:

    It was great to see you again and catch up, even if it was for a short time (I tried to have the flight cancelled, but they just laughed and chuckeled at my bomb threat. Shouldn’t have used my sexy voice, I guess)

    Have a safe trip back home!!!

  2. Sarkawt says:

    You know that every time I check out your blog, I get a lot of information and experience about the outer world of which I am totally deprived to see EXCEPT your idea of landing..God forbid! Patajes met looks so delicious..yum yum..Oh I almost forget to tell you that your picture is awesome! You should consider putting it as your FB profile picture…or whatever :-)

  3. I have been reading your travel adventures and I must say that someday, you must take me to this candy show as your assistant. And by “assistant” I mean “friend who’s come for free candy.”

  4. Sybil Law says:

    I hope you have the easiest, most restful, fantastic flight home ever!

  5. Was the patajes met success also met with free wifi at your hotel?

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