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Posted on Saturday, March 26th, 2005

Dave!You just know that you are totally wasted when you can't figure out how to intentionally misspell a word. All I can say is that it is a good thing for you that I have spell-check because I've already made like a hundred mistakes already that had to be fixed. In fact, I just misspelled "fixed" - hah! TWICE!!

It was snowing pretty bad in the mountains today. The roads were slushy and stuff.

This made the drive to Seattle interesting, and I think that somebody is dead. After three accidents, I started taking pictures of all the accidents and #5 was being zipped up in a body bag. That's too bad. I just don't understand why people ignore big signs that say "TRUCKS MUST USE CHAINS" and "TRACTION TIRES ARE REQUIRED!!!" One lady was in her Camero Corvette (totally inappropriate for driving in heavy snows) with not-good tires and crying because she couldn't get unstucked. I felt bad for her, but what could I do? I can't raise her car six inches, and I can't make her tires all magical be snow tires. So I took her picture instead. Maybe I could have give her a kleenex because she was crying.

After another thirteen accidents in the mountains passes (not kidding) I could drive really fast because I knew that all the state patrols were helping accidents (oooh! I just had to type "accidents" four times before I could get it right!). That was kind of fun driving fast.

When I got to Seattle I was late for bowling so I drove to the bowling alley and it was COSMIC BOWLING!! It was all dark and glow in the dark and Britney spears music playing (which is okay if you are totally drunk like me!). I took pictures of my glowing shoes but I can't find my UBS cable. So I drank J├Ąger Bombers and Corona (with lime of course). We had big fun drinking and pizza and bowling kick-ass! Even drunk I can bowl 120!!

Anyway I will make pictures tomorrow of accidents and my cool glowing bowling shoes! Now it's time for beer and games. Later, Dave2


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Comments

  1. Patrick says:

    Sounds like you’re in for a slow Sunday :)

  2. Anonymous says:

    You were driving drunk in the snow?

  3. mrjerz says:

    Dude, what just happened on Blogography? I’m no expert, but I have experienced what you described a few times, and I’d say you might have been a bit tipsy. Those posts are the ones that make it impossible for you to run for president.

  4. Art says:

    THAT is some drunk ass typing………….glad to hear that you’re having fun.

  5. Dave2 says:

    + Sunday is surprisingly not that bad. Surprising, really.

    +Driving DRUNK?!? Are you kidding me? Uhhh… no. Drinking did not commence until later, after my driving was over for the day.

    + Actually, if I were a voter, posts like these are exactly the kind that would make me want to vote for me. Everybody wants a president that knows how to party with foreign heads of state.

    + Scary, drunk-ass typing. I should delete this, but I’m sure everybody has already read it by now, so I’ll write about it instead.

  6. Ben says:

    “Dude, what just happened on Blogography? I’m no expert, but I have experienced what you described a few times, and I’d say you might have been a bit tipsy. Those posts are the ones that make it impossible for you to run for president.”

    Hehe. It’s funny because Dave will just be able to use the CIA to kill everyone that has read it.

    Ekk! Run!

  7. Chris says:

    LOL “…not-good tires…unstucked…” and so on. The funniest blog post I’ve read in AGES.

    Cheers

    And:

    Happy Birthday

  8. karla says:

    You are so cute when you are drunk……drunkeded?

  9. Dave2 says:

    Oh I’m cute all the time… being drunk just makes me realize it. :-)

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